A Not-So-Obligatory Christmas Video 

A Not-So-Obligatory Christmas Video 

Merry Christmas to everyone. I know everyone is busy, but I wanted to share two short videos I made with my friends in college. A few years ago these bad boys went viral, but somehow got snubbed by the Oscars. And by "viral" I mean they got dozens -- DOZENS -- of views.  As for the [...]

You Punched A Hole In My Wall 

You Punched A Hole In My Wall 

Let's take a break from all the sick stuff and talk about something very near and dear to my heart: drunken birthday debauchery. My twenty-first birthday was, like most, an eventful and messy affair. It started rather benign -- having a beer at a local brewery in Petaluma, where my family surprised me. Then a [...]