Jamison Hill Has A Cold 

Jamison Hill Has A Cold 

Jamison Hill, holding a shot of Jameson Irish whiskey in one hand and a glass of kombucha in the other, sat at the end of the bar between two gorgeous women who were waiting for him to speak. Jamison was sick. He was the recipient of an exceedingly common ailment. So common in fact, most [...]

Why The Hell am I at Elephant Bar?

Why The Hell am I at Elephant Bar?

I'm sitting across from an empty seat at Elephant Bar in San Leandro, of all places. Why the hell am I at the Elephant Bar in San Leandro? I'm nervous, so terribly nervous that my lunch companion will not show up, leaving me to eat alone, negating the great effort I've taken to get myself [...]

Show M.E. The Money

Show M.E. The Money

Tuesday was a bittersweet day. I felt the hype yet I was hundreds of miles away from the excitement. Masses of protesters gathered in 25 cities all over the world and many, many more took to social media. From a distance I could tell all of the protesters brought something unique to the day's events. [...]

A Personal Plea To Protest 

A Personal Plea To Protest 

*Please subscribe to my blog below* I've never been one to protest, well, unless you count not shopping at a certain large retail store whose name rhymes with Falmart. So what I'm about to ask of anyone reading this might seem a bit hypocritical. But that's okay, I'm gonna ask anyway. Those of you who [...]

A One Man Nudist Colony 

A One Man Nudist Colony 

*Please subscribe to my blog below* I was completely naked for the better part of an entire year. I wore no clothes. None.  Now, before you file this post away on your "too much information" (TMI) blacklist, first let me promise to keep the intimate stuff to a minimum. That being said, some stuff may [...]