Smashing Pumpkins And Other S#%t

Smashing Pumpkins And Other S#%t

I love to break things. Yeah, I know, who doesn't? But I get such a satisfying feeling when I break something. Maybe not a bone, or a really expensive gadget, but breaking something cheap and discardable is satisfying. VERY satisfying!  In 2011, after I was sick for a year, but had yet to learn much [...]

Jamison Hill Has A Cold 

Jamison Hill Has A Cold 

Jamison Hill, holding a shot of Jameson Irish whiskey in one hand and a glass of kombucha in the other, sat at the end of the bar between two gorgeous women who were waiting for him to speak. Jamison was sick. He was the recipient of an exceedingly common ailment. So common in fact, most [...]

Why The Hell am I at Elephant Bar?

Why The Hell am I at Elephant Bar?

I'm sitting across from an empty seat at Elephant Bar in San Leandro, of all places. Why the hell am I at the Elephant Bar in San Leandro? I'm nervous, so terribly nervous that my lunch companion will not show up, leaving me to eat alone, negating the great effort I've taken to get myself [...]

A Personal Plea To Protest 

A Personal Plea To Protest 

*Please subscribe to my blog below* I've never been one to protest, well, unless you count not shopping at a certain large retail store whose name rhymes with Falmart. So what I'm about to ask of anyone reading this might seem a bit hypocritical. But that's okay, I'm gonna ask anyway. Those of you who [...]